Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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