tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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