a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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