just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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