Just fell off a train. Bad.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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