You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
