READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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