Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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