OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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