He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
sex in a hospital.. check
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