like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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