Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
