Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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