Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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