I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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