dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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