ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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