you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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