But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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