Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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