It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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