He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
