stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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