this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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