Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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