We're like a lot better than the average bears
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I have feelings that need drinking.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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