I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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