Who wears a wallet chain?!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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