you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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