Have you finally orgasmed yet?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
