I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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