Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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