There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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