When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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