is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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