If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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