Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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