Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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