Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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