there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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