I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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