Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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