just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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