I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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