I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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