have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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