hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
