i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
