Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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