butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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