how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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